AGE: 19 (24.11.84)

GENDER: Byrdo

LOCATION: Saff Side

HOMETOWN: Market Harborough (UP YOURS!)

SIGN: Sagittarius

OCCUPATION: Waitress, punk rock escort, DJ

BODY MODS: Ear x 4 (5 or 6ml flesh tunnels, i forget which), nose x 2, lip at side, tongue, winged star tat on back.

FAVORITE BANDS: LOC/CV, F-minus, U.S BOMBS, Subhumans, Misfits...the usuals!

FAVORITE FILMS: Clockwork Orange, American History X, Sleepers, the porn film i made with Bo...

FAVORITE BOOKS: I dont read books really...the alchemist is good.

FAVORITE TV SHOWS: Simpsons, Bo Selecta, Eastenders...

VICES: Beer.

CURRENT CRUSH: Duane Peters.

INTO: Cheese, drinking, dancing like a prat, chatting shit, music, my sexy ass bass.

5 ITEMS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT: Eyeliner, Vaseline(wink), alcohol, my byrds and music.

GETS ME HOT: Nurses.

I LOST MY VIRGINITY: Me? Never, im a virgin me mate! *cough*

FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION: Midfield...from behind.

FANTASY: Having a massive squat/24hr pub in Leicester and putting bands on to pay for the rent. Live the dream you fuckers!!